Jessica Simpson seems to have transformed from svelte blonde bombshell into something resembling a frumpy middle-aged housewife over recent months.

In the past, Jessica has been a lads mag favourite due to her amazing looks and enviable figure, although it seems as though she’s been seriously overdoing it on the pies lately, if recent pics of her of anything to go by.

Jessica claims to be happy with her fuller figure, although it seems as though she hasn’t yet mastered the art of dressing for her new shape, and she’s been seen out and about in ill-fitting tops and trousers that really don’t do her any justice.

Sort it out Jess- you’re starting to ruin the dreams of millions of red-blooded males!