News reached my ears today that serial shagger Jack Tweed has been dumped by WAG-wannabe Chanelle Hayes.

Chanelle- who is heavily pregnant by some footballer who did a runner the minute she announced her happy news- gave Jack the heave-ho after tiring of his womanising ways.

Apparently, the final straw came last week when photos of Jack leaving a London club with some identikit blonde appeared…YAWN!

I am genuinely sad that the pair have parted ways though, as it now means that they’re likely to inflict their vile behaviour on others. If ever there was a match made in heaven- this was it.

Lock up your sons…and daughters.. as these two fame whores aren’t about to take any prisoners!