Cheryl swiftly took to Twitter to dispute the claims and generally just rip the piss out of MC Harvey, and, surprise surprise, it wasn’t long before Harvey started to back track.

He then went on to explain himself, saying that they’d had a ‘communication relationship’- basically they exchanged a couple of emails. Laughable!!

How low will this cretin stoop to extend his 21 seconds of fame though really?

The first series of the show was all just a bit of good harmless fun, although the contestants on the show are all just absolute desperados looking to get their 5 minutes of fame- and some of them aren’t even single!!

The papers have been full of TMO scandals- they really are just a big bunch of cretins.

I really hope that this rubbish isn’t commissioned for another series…

As if this programme wasn’t poor enough when it ‘starred’ the likes of Amy Childs and Mark Wright, now that they’ve left, it’s even more of a joke than before.

I couldn’t even name any of the new characters as I don’t watch this crap- it doesn’t even bear thinking about them.

The Twitter beef (or Tweef as it’s known amongst the kids) started when Cher Lloyd made a sly dig at Cheryl’s ability to sing live, and it didn’t take long for the gutsy Geordie to retaliate.

This isn’t the first time that there’s been bad feeling between the girls, although to be fair it is always mini me Cher who attacks first.

I honestly can’t call who’d win in a fight between these two, but it sure wouldn’t be pretty!

Apparently, as the last series was such a success and got everybody talking, Channel 5 have decided to cash in on this.

Thing is, putting it on so much is just going to make it feel even more tedious than it already does- not good news for the likes of me.

I blame all this on Denise Welsh- she should have stayed behind that Loose Women desk!!

Apparently though, CBB is back on TV during the first week of January, and having seen some of the line up whispers, I certainly won’t be watching!

If there’s one scruffy little tramp who’s really got on my nerves this year it’s X Factor cokehead Frankie Cocozza, and if he’s going in the house, I’m switching straight off! The only good thing for him is that at least he’ll be used to having no hot water to wash in, as he looks as though he never washes at all!

Baby faced Harry is just 17, whilst Caroline is 32 and I just think it’s all a bit weird.

From what I’ve seen of Harry on tv, he comes across as a bit immature- which is perfectly fine at his age.

I really don’t understand what a 32 year old woman would want with a 17 year old boy though- how could any girlfriend cope with having to put up with that level of childishness?

Personally, I think they both need to find someone nearer their own age.

This so-called ‘reality’ TV trend has now seriously spiralled out of control, and when it comes to being the most cringe-worthy and desperate, the scousers have got it in the bag.

This programme really does show Liverpool at it’s worst. Never before have such a self-obsessed bunch of chavs graced my TV screen- and that really is saying something!!

E4 need to be ashamed of themselves for even screening this utter dross- let’s hope it doesn’t come back for a second series!

OK, I’ll admit that I used to quite enjoy watching the first and second series, although it’s just getting really boring now and it’s even more scripted and forced.

Ok, so Amy Childs and Mark Wright are doing really well for themselves now, but the rest of the cast are just complete and utter non-entities. This doesn’t stop them from lording it about on any opportunity though.

With a TOWIE Xmas special scheduled for air on itv2 next week, the irritation continues- PLEASE yet 2012 be the year that it all stops!!

Marsh seems to have gone from super slut to super scary in a ridiculously short amount of time (and she even managed to fit being a lesbian in inbetween!)

Whilst Marsh once styled herself on fellow super slag Jordan, she now appears to be styling herself on the Incredible Hulk- she really is that frightening!

As if having muscles which most men would struggle to achieve wasn’t enough, something also seems to have gone wrong with her facial features… words fail me!