A couple of weeks ago, So Solid Crew ‘hardman’ MC Harvey made some frankly ludicrous comments in a magazine- where he appeared to be suggesting that he’d had a relationship with Cheryl Cole shortly after her split from short-arse love rat Ashley.

Cheryl swiftly took to Twitter to dispute the claims and generally just rip the piss out of MC Harvey, and, surprise surprise, it wasn’t long before Harvey started to back track.

He then went on to explain himself, saying that they’d had a ‘communication relationship’- basically they exchanged a couple of emails. Laughable!!

How low will this cretin stoop to extend his 21 seconds of fame though really?

Take Me Out, which is hosted by the insufferable Paddy McGuiness, has to be the most chav infested show on tv at the moment- which is seriously saying something when you’ve got the likes of TOWIE and Desperate Scousewives doing the rounds.

The first series of the show was all just a bit of good harmless fun, although the contestants on the show are all just absolute desperados looking to get their 5 minutes of fame- and some of them aren’t even single!!

The papers have been full of TMO scandals- they really are just a big bunch of cretins.

I really hope that this rubbish isn’t commissioned for another series…

I know that I’ve got a bit of a reputation for moaning about TOWIE and the fact that it’s so dire and so full of chavs, although the fact that this whole sorry saga is still going on, and the fact that people are still switching over to ITV2 to watch it is really starting to grind my gears now.

As if this programme wasn’t poor enough when it ‘starred’ the likes of Amy Childs and Mark Wright, now that they’ve left, it’s even more of a joke than before.

I couldn’t even name any of the new characters as I don’t watch this crap- it doesn’t even bear thinking about them.

It’s all kicking off in X Factor loser land, with one time best buddies and fellow chavs Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd trading insults over Twitter.

The Twitter beef (or Tweef as it’s known amongst the kids) started when Cher Lloyd made a sly dig at Cheryl’s ability to sing live, and it didn’t take long for the gutsy Geordie to retaliate.

This isn’t the first time that there’s been bad feeling between the girls, although to be fair it is always mini me Cher who attacks first.

I honestly can’t call who’d win in a fight between these two, but it sure wouldn’t be pretty!

CBB is really starting to get on my nerves now in case you hadn’t noticed, and upon opening a newspaper the other day, I was greeted by the good news *cough* that the programme will now be aired twice a year as opposed to the usual once.

Apparently, as the last series was such a success and got everybody talking, Channel 5 have decided to cash in on this.

Thing is, putting it on so much is just going to make it feel even more tedious than it already does- not good news for the likes of me.

I blame all this on Denise Welsh- she should have stayed behind that Loose Women desk!!