When it comes to people who have zero shame, there are few people more shameless than the vile Katie Price aka Jordan.

For some bizarre reason, this leathery cretin seems to think that the public actually still like her, and recently announced that she’s releasing a dance-inspired single called ‘Free To Love Again’.

This is possibly the most cringe-worthy news of the year so far- Price is a woman who makes a strangled cat sound tuneful- demonstrated previously by her awful cheesy efforts with ex hubby Pete and her laughable attempt at representing the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest.

Don’t even get me started on the awful new cosmetic surgery she’s blatantly had done recently either…

Jessica Simpson seems to have transformed from svelte blonde bombshell into something resembling a frumpy middle-aged housewife over recent months.

In the past, Jessica has been a lads mag favourite due to her amazing looks and enviable figure, although it seems as though she’s been seriously overdoing it on the pies lately, if recent pics of her of anything to go by.

Jessica claims to be happy with her fuller figure, although it seems as though she hasn’t yet mastered the art of dressing for her new shape, and she’s been seen out and about in ill-fitting tops and trousers that really don’t do her any justice.

Sort it out Jess- you’re starting to ruin the dreams of millions of red-blooded males!

Now, there are many celebrities who really do get on my nerves with their shameless attention seeking, but at least most of them have at least a little talent.

Pointless celebrities, who are famous for being drunk, high or just generally a mess 24/7, are the worst kind of money-grabbing cretins going- and there are few worse than Kerry Katona.

So she’s lost a couple of pounds, renting a new mansion down south and got herself a new (borrowed) wardrobe..why does she think that anybody actually cares?!

Apparently, camera crews have been filming Kerry for a new ‘reality’ TV series- and we all know what her previous shows have been like!

Car crash television at its best- and it couldn’t happen to a nicer woman…ahem!

With England having put in a couple of painstakingly poor performances in the World Cup so far (allegedly- as what do I know about football), it’s times like these when you start to really miss the WAGs.

Let face it, nobody is going to get any form of decent entertainment out of an England football match, and you can always trust these perfectly- preened beauties to put in a good performance.

Whether they’re out for a meal at a posh restaurant or dancing on tables in a cheesy bar- this girls show the rest of the world just how we do it’s really done England!

Although it’s not as though we would have been graced with Cheryl Cole’s presence this year, there was always Posh, Coleen and Co to bring some much needed glamour to the beautiful game.

Fabio Capello has a lot to answer for- and I don’t mean on the pitch!!

News reached my ears today that serial shagger Jack Tweed has been dumped by WAG-wannabe Chanelle Hayes.

Chanelle- who is heavily pregnant by some footballer who did a runner the minute she announced her happy news- gave Jack the heave-ho after tiring of his womanising ways.

Apparently, the final straw came last week when photos of Jack leaving a London club with some identikit blonde appeared…YAWN!

I am genuinely sad that the pair have parted ways though, as it now means that they’re likely to inflict their vile behaviour on others. If ever there was a match made in heaven- this was it.

Lock up your sons…and daughters.. as these two fame whores aren’t about to take any prisoners!