Not a day goes by without the ugly mug, aka plastic fantastic Jordan, being splashed across the papers. And 99.99999% of the time, it’s for extremely negative things.

Recently, it seems that Old Leather Skin Katie is under the impression that her daughter, Princess, is some sort of doll.

In the space of 2 weeks, the Pricey has caused controversy by posting pictures on Facebook of the child in full make up, complete with false eyelashes, and now photos have emerged of Princess with straightened hair.

It’s one thing letting your child play dress up, but it’s another thing altogether when you’re posting photos on the internet for every wierdo to see.

Is there nothing that this tangoed trollop won’t do for a bit of cheap publicity in the Daily Star?! Team Pete all the way!!!

Many brave women have tried, and many brave women have subsequently failed in trying to get Simon Cowell to commit to them. Well, that is until now…

The rumour mill has been in full swing with gossip that stunning make up artist Mezghan Hussainy has finally managed to get commitment phobe Simon to make an honest woman of her.

Mezghan has been seen flaunting what looks suspiciously like an engagement ring, and gossips have been whispering that the pair will soon be making an announcement that they’re going to tie the knot.

Insiders have allegedly said that turning 50 made Mr Cowell take a serious look at his life, and it’s even been suggested that he’s ready to have kids!!

Whilst the thought of loads of miniature Simon Cowells running about is quite a scary one, at least the future is looking bright for one X Factor judge- in stark contrast to Cheryl Cole’s future which may well involve a divorce……….

Is it just me that is sick and tired of seeing that wrinkly old bird that used to be in Eastenders on the front of all the weekly mags?

This complete no-mark, otherwise known as Hannah Waterman has been in pretty much every magazine bleating about her ‘amazing’ weight loss and how happy she is being a size 6.

Apart from the fact that this ‘miracle’ weight loss has made her look about 20 years older- nobody actually cares! This minger wasn’t attractive before, and certainly isn’t attractive now.

With her saggy wrinkly skin, and cigarette firmly in hand she really is one deluded Z-lister!! Bore off- now!!

Over the past few weeks, not one single day has gone by without John Terry’s ‘alleged’ transgressions being splashed all over the papers.

Day after day, more and more allegations have started to surface, and his wife Toni must have been absolutely traumatised. Well, that’s what you would have thought!!

But oh no, Toni flies off for a ‘peaceful’ foreign holiday- only to flaunt herself in her bikini at every available opportunity. Didn’t look like a woman in turmoil to me!!

However, the icing on the cake was when dear old John flew out to join her for Valentines Day and Toni seemed to have all but forgiven him!! A couple of days later they arrived back in the UK hand in hand.

Seriously, has this pathetic woman got no respect whatsoever?!! This woman must have some serious self esteem issues- either that or she just can’t bear the though of giving up her champagne and Louboutin lifestyle- silly cow!!

I can’t tell you how shocked I was when I read that Vernon Kay has been sending saucy texts to a glamour model!

He’s married to Tess Daly, so why would he even feel the need to do this? Yes, she is annoying but he chose to marry the woman. Seriously, why do some men think that they can have their cake and eat it!!

Risking your marriage (and not to mention your reputation) for a 2 bit ‘glamour’ girl is just plain stupid. And to send messages over Twitter is just stupid beyond belief!!

Slapped wrist for you Vern- something tells me a serious ear bashing is well on its way to you!!!