Not a day goes by without the ugly mug, aka plastic fantastic Jordan, being splashed across the papers. And 99.99999% of the time, it’s for extremely negative things.

Recently, it seems that Old Leather Skin Katie is under the impression that her daughter, Princess, is some sort of doll.

In the space of 2 weeks, the Pricey has caused controversy by posting pictures on Facebook of the child in full make up, complete with false eyelashes, and now photos have emerged of Princess with straightened hair.

It’s one thing letting your child play dress up, but it’s another thing altogether when you’re posting photos on the internet for every wierdo to see.

Is there nothing that this tangoed trollop won’t do for a bit of cheap publicity in the Daily Star?! Team Pete all the way!!!

Many brave women have tried, and many brave women have subsequently failed in trying to get Simon Cowell to commit to them. Well, that is until now…

The rumour mill has been in full swing with gossip that stunning make up artist Mezghan Hussainy has finally managed to get commitment phobe Simon to make an honest woman of her.

Mezghan has been seen flaunting what looks suspiciously like an engagement ring, and gossips have been whispering that the pair will soon be making an announcement that they’re going to tie the knot.

Insiders have allegedly said that turning 50 made Mr Cowell take a serious look at his life, and it’s even been suggested that he’s ready to have kids!!

Whilst the thought of loads of miniature Simon Cowells running about is quite a scary one, at least the future is looking bright for one X Factor judge- in stark contrast to Cheryl Cole’s future which may well involve a divorce……….

Is it just me that is sick and tired of seeing that wrinkly old bird that used to be in Eastenders on the front of all the weekly mags?

This complete no-mark, otherwise known as Hannah Waterman has been in pretty much every magazine bleating about her ‘amazing’ weight loss and how happy she is being a size 6.

Apart from the fact that this ‘miracle’ weight loss has made her look about 20 years older- nobody actually cares! This minger wasn’t attractive before, and certainly isn’t attractive now.

With her saggy wrinkly skin, and cigarette firmly in hand she really is one deluded Z-lister!! Bore off- now!!

Over the past few weeks, not one single day has gone by without John Terry’s ‘alleged’ transgressions being splashed all over the papers.

Day after day, more and more allegations have started to surface, and his wife Toni must have been absolutely traumatised. Well, that’s what you would have thought!!

But oh no, Toni flies off for a ‘peaceful’ foreign holiday- only to flaunt herself in her bikini at every available opportunity. Didn’t look like a woman in turmoil to me!!

However, the icing on the cake was when dear old John flew out to join her for Valentines Day and Toni seemed to have all but forgiven him!! A couple of days later they arrived back in the UK hand in hand.

Seriously, has this pathetic woman got no respect whatsoever?!! This woman must have some serious self esteem issues- either that or she just can’t bear the though of giving up her champagne and Louboutin lifestyle- silly cow!!

I can’t tell you how shocked I was when I read that Vernon Kay has been sending saucy texts to a glamour model!

He’s married to Tess Daly, so why would he even feel the need to do this? Yes, she is annoying but he chose to marry the woman. Seriously, why do some men think that they can have their cake and eat it!!

Risking your marriage (and not to mention your reputation) for a 2 bit ‘glamour’ girl is just plain stupid. And to send messages over Twitter is just stupid beyond belief!!

Slapped wrist for you Vern- something tells me a serious ear bashing is well on its way to you!!!

I don’t know if it’s just me or is anyone else getting sick and tired of the whole Russell Brand/ Katy Perry saga already?

It seems that this pair have only been dating for 5 minutes but already they’re plastered over the newspapers on a daily basis with their constant attention seeking antics.

Recently, the pair posted some ‘crypic’ Tweets on their Twitter pages, hinting that they might be expecting the pitter patter of tiny feet. When the press DARED to ask Katy if rumours were to be believed, she had the cheek to act surprised!?! Yawnnnn!!!

With the couple recently engaged, it looks that this is one pathetic saga that is set to run and run unfortunately! (Although what do you expect from a serial shagger and a girl who sings about getting off with other women?!)

Big hearted Simon Cowell is frantically gathering a group of the music industries’ finest to record a single to raise funds for those affected by the earthquake in Haiti.

At the National Television Awards last week, Cowell confirmed that some of the biggest names in music will be collaborating on the single.

The cover of REM’s ‘Everybody Hurts’ is being rushed out for release on the beginning of February, and the line up is rumoured to include Leona Lewis, Cheryl Cole, JLS, Sir Paul McCartney, Take That and Robbie Williams.

Cowell confirmed:

‘We have a short time to do this and the people in Haiti need as much help as we can give them, as soon as possible.

‘I’d like to make this record with as many different types of singers as we can and I hope everyone in the industry comes together to get involved.’

Seriously, is there actually anyone on the planet who is more annoying than the unstoppable blond force (or should that be farce?!) that is Jedward!

Seriously, these totally untalented twits make me cringe every time I see them on TV. They weren’t funny on the X Factor when they were knocking amazing singers out of the competition, and they’re even less amusing now!

At last weeks National Television Awards they decided to treat us by unveiling their debut single, and Jesus, what a joke that was!! With their tone deaf ’singing’ and crappy out of time ‘dance moves’ they even made the joke that is Vanilla Ice look good!!

Someone give these idiots a slap!!!!!!!!

When Cheryl Cole first unveiled her new shorter hair style on the X Factor last month, as usual she sparked massive debate.

After well documented controversy over her use of hair extensions in her L’Oreal adverts, gorgeous Geordie Cheryl went for the chop.

There’s no doubt that her previous tumbling style was totally stunning and versatile, so the public were unsure where this new style was going.

However, at the National Television Awards last week, Cheryl proved that she really is still, worth it- sporting a gorgeous up-do that complemented her gown perfectly.

There really is no stopping this girl and I can’t wait to see what she comes up with next!

Congratulations to stunning X Factor judge Dannii Minogue, who announced this week that she is expecting her first child with partner- Manchester lad Kris Smith.

Posting on her Twitter account earlier this week, Dannii exploded ‘Woo hoo! I’m gonna be a mummy’. Kris followed with a similar post, before Dannii’s sister Kylie followed suit with:

‘Congratulations to my sister Dannii and her partner Kris on the happy news!!!! I am so excited to be an Aunty again!! WOW WOW WOW!! xxx’

Both the Minogue sisters have made no secret of the fact that they couldn’t wait to start families, and younger sister Dannii has pipped Kylie to the post.

I can’t wait to see what outfits Dannii comes up with throughout her pregnancy- although they’re sure to be seriously bang on trend!