I’m sure that it was only a short matter of weeks ago that Celebrity Big Brother finished (ok, maybe it was a bit longer than that, but it certainly doesn’t feel like it!)

Apparently though, CBB is back on TV during the first week of January, and having seen some of the line up whispers, I certainly won’t be watching!

If there’s one scruffy little tramp who’s really got on my nerves this year it’s X Factor cokehead Frankie Cocozza, and if he’s going in the house, I’m switching straight off! The only good thing for him is that at least he’ll be used to having no hot water to wash in, as he looks as though he never washes at all!

When news that One Direction youngster Harry Styles and Xtra Factor presenter Caroline Flack were an item hit my ears, I have to admit that I was a little shocked.

Baby faced Harry is just 17, whilst Caroline is 32 and I just think it’s all a bit weird.

From what I’ve seen of Harry on tv, he comes across as a bit immature- which is perfectly fine at his age.

I really don’t understand what a 32 year old woman would want with a 17 year old boy though- how could any girlfriend cope with having to put up with that level of childishness?

Personally, I think they both need to find someone nearer their own age.

It started off with TOWIE, then came Made In Chelsea, then came the absolutely vile Geordie Shore and now we have… wait for it… Desperate Scousewives.

This so-called ‘reality’ TV trend has now seriously spiralled out of control, and when it comes to being the most cringe-worthy and desperate, the scousers have got it in the bag.

This programme really does show Liverpool at it’s worst. Never before have such a self-obsessed bunch of chavs graced my TV screen- and that really is saying something!!

E4 need to be ashamed of themselves for even screening this utter dross- let’s hope it doesn’t come back for a second series!

Is it just me, or is anyone else getting sick of the sight of the TOWIE lot?!

OK, I’ll admit that I used to quite enjoy watching the first and second series, although it’s just getting really boring now and it’s even more scripted and forced.

Ok, so Amy Childs and Mark Wright are doing really well for themselves now, but the rest of the cast are just complete and utter non-entities. This doesn’t stop them from lording it about on any opportunity though.

With a TOWIE Xmas special scheduled for air on itv2 next week, the irritation continues- PLEASE yet 2012 be the year that it all stops!!

There have been some pretty shocking celebrity transformations over the year, and ex ‘glamour’ girl Jodie Marsh’s recent transformation has got to be up there with the best of them.

Marsh seems to have gone from super slut to super scary in a ridiculously short amount of time (and she even managed to fit being a lesbian in inbetween!)

Whilst Marsh once styled herself on fellow super slag Jordan, she now appears to be styling herself on the Incredible Hulk- she really is that frightening!

As if having muscles which most men would struggle to achieve wasn’t enough, something also seems to have gone wrong with her facial features… words fail me!

It was obvious that Frankie Cocozza was going to be trouble from his very first X Factor audition- where he felt it appropriate to literally get his arse out!

This week he proved to those who were still willing to give him the benefit of the doubt (and there must have been a fair few people as he was impossible to get rid of) that he really is nothing but a complete waster.

After it emerged that Cocozza had been kicked out of the competition, it didn’t take long for drug allegations to emerge- and these were allegations which really weren’t that surprising.

Good riddance and may this cretin now disappear off the face of the earth!

I’m not sure what everyone else thinks, but I personally think that TOWIE’s self-styled lothario Mark Wright is getting a bit ahead of himself and a bit too big for his boots.

Anyone who watched the season finale of TOWIE last night will have seen perma tanned Wright make his final appearance on the show, as ITV producers now seem to have decided amongst themselves that Wright is now a bone fide celeb, and he’s part of the line up for the new series of I’m A Celebrity- Get Me Out Of Here, which starts this coming Sunday.

Seems like anyone can be a celeb these days!!

Even though loads of people took an instant dislike to Kim Kardashian, I’ve always quite liked her. Even though she shot to fame in a sex tape with her ex, I’ve always liked Kim’s no nonsense and uber glam style.

As news broke that Kim’s stupidly short marriage to Kris Humphries was over though, some of Kim’s fans started to turn against her.

The general feeling amongst many of Kim’s ex fans was that they’d been ‘had’ and that her marriage was a complete sham and just a way for the ample-bottomed star and mother to make a few extra milion.

The jury’s out…

Kerry Katona is like an annoying little fly- however much you try to get rid of her she point blank refuses to bugger off!

When she separated ways with her management, Can Associates, a short while ago, I can’t have been the only one hoping and praying that this would be the last we’d see of her! But oh no…. she only had to go and take part in Celebrity Big Brother.

Kerry managed to come 3rd in BB (don’t ask me who spent their money voting for her!) and since then she’s been in every gossip magazine going.

This woman needs to know when she’s not wanted and disappear for good!!!

I’m quite ashamed to admit that TOWIE and Made in Chelsea are a couple of my favourite TV shows, and I’ve really missed them whilst they’ve been away over the summer. Sad I know!

Both shows are back at the end of this month though, and I seriously can’t wait!

OK, so the shows may have been ‘set up for our entertainment’ but I really couldn’t care less! Real or not, these shows both always give me a good giggle!

What I hope won’t happen though is a schedule clash, as I will be less than happy if I’m forced to make a choice! Essex chavs or Chelsea toffs?! Hard decision!!!